(Scene: Holding a candle, dramatically lighting up only my face while dressed all in black…) “My name is James… and I’m a spoiled brat”.
(all together:) “Hi, James!”
Just coming off a two week transatlantic cruise and heading off to Hawaii next week, I could barely muster up enthusiasm for this 7-day hassle-free family reunion cruise to the Western Caribbean. The famed electric blue waters of Seven Mile Beach on Grand Cayman? Meh. Another lobster dinner? Fine. A soak in the jacuzzi? Whatever. Unforgivable, I know. I’m beyond spoiled. I’m talking Brad and Angelina’s kids spoiled. Or possibly even Paris Hilton spoiled.
I need penance. And a diet. But penance first. So to make amends, I’d like to share five cruising tips for the first time cruiser that I’ve gleaned from spending 3 of the last 4 weeks aboard a cruise ship bouncing … Read More »